My Late Night Shift

So the other night im chilling, working the usual 12-8am shift here at my place of employment, and the usual drunken kids come stumbling in around 1 or so and keep coming til usually 3 though i have seen them show up at 5 or 6. Anyways that is besides the point, the point is this girl comes in with her friends and she is talking to me and tells me that she loves me and that she wishes me the greatest night of sleep and that i dream of horsies, donkeys, sea horses and monkeys. Which had me bursting out in laughter. Then the next day she comes in with her friend, whose name i can't recall, but her friend introduces herself to me and we are chatting it up, when the same drunk girl from the night before, who i think was fuming with jealousy that i her friend introduced herself to me yells, "MY NAME IS SHAQUIDA!!". I was rolling..like this girl is at white as the driven snow and yelled that her name was shaquida. So i told her she was drunk and needed to go up to her room..man this job is definitely interesting.. peace

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